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STEP UP 3-D
REVIEWED 32 DAYS AGO

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What a dumb idea!

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SALT
REVIEWED 38 DAYS AGO

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I have a sweet tooth.

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DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS
REVIEWED 38 DAYS AGO

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I can't wait for this movie to come out on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it.

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INCEPTION
REVIEWED 38 DAYS AGO

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The shit

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE
REVIEWED 56 DAYS AGO

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Girlfriend made me do it movie. Not my thing. Would have rather had a lobotomy.

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JONAH HEX
REVIEWED 56 DAYS AGO

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I hate movies that should be good but aren't.

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KNIGHT AND DAY
REVIEWED 56 DAYS AGO

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Guilty pleasure movie.

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THE A-TEAM
REVIEWED 71 DAYS AGO

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Mindless action. With that in mind i guess it's okay.

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GROWN UPS
REVIEWED 71 DAYS AGO

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This movie reminded me of the day I got mugged.

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KILLERS
REVIEWED 96 DAYS AGO

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Netflix this movie. Movies are way too expensive for the studios to be churning out this garbage.

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PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME
REVIEWED 96 DAYS AGO

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Roll this movie up in a Persian rug and leave it out on the corner for the trash man to pick up.

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THE BACK UP PLAN
REVIEWED 96 DAYS AGO

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Should have went with the back up back up plan.

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GET HIM TO THE GREEK
REVIEWED 96 DAYS AGO

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Same shit, different laxative.

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THE LOSERS
REVIEWED 124 DAYS AGO

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They lost

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KICK-ASS
REVIEWED 124 DAYS AGO

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Wha, Wha, a movie that lives up to it's title.

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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
REVIEWED 124 DAYS AGO

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Only disappointment was the lack of nudity. Hey, I'm That GuY

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THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
REVIEWED 124 DAYS AGO

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Human Centipede. Hahaha. You're begging me to make an irresponsible joke.

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THE RUNAWAYS
REVIEWED 152 DAYS AGO

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Stay away

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THE LAST SONG
REVIEWED 152 DAYS AGO

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This song needs a remix.

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BROOKLYN'S FINEST
REVIEWED 160 DAYS AGO

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Wow! A cop movie. Those are rare.

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HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON
REVIEWED 160 DAYS AGO

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Is this a euphemism? My dragon don't need no training.

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CLASH OF THE TITANS
REVIEWED 160 DAYS AGO

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Another film I can't wait to come out on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it.

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THE BOUNTY HUNTER
REVIEWED 160 DAYS AGO

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Can somebody please reinvent this genre?

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THE CRAZIES
REVIEWED 160 DAYS AGO

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The only thing that sucks about this movie is the title. THAT GUY approves.

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DAYBREAKERS
REVIEWED 160 DAYS AGO

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Nice try

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REMEMBER ME
REVIEWED 179 DAYS AGO

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I won't

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SHUTTER ISLAND
REVIEWED 179 DAYS AGO

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A movie for the recycler

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SHE'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE
REVIEWED 179 DAYS AGO

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Another pipe dream movie that will never happen a la knocked up.

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ASTRO BOY
REVIEWED 188 DAYS AGO

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What is this crap?

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ALICE IN WONDERLAND
REVIEWED 188 DAYS AGO

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Stop being ridiculous for the sake of being ridiculous.

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SHUTTER ISLAND
REVIEWED 201 DAYS AGO

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I can't wait for this movie to come out on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it.

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THE WOLFMAN
REVIEWED 208 DAYS AGO

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I kept waiting for Michael Jackson to show up... Too soon?

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PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF
REVIEWED 208 DAYS AGO

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P. Jack and the O's is what I call it. It's a movie for kids.

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VALENTINE'S DAY
REVIEWED 208 DAYS AGO

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MEN! If your woman wants you to see this movie get a BJ prenup before hand. This movie sucks and so should she.

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EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES
REVIEWED 209 DAYS AGO

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See movie only if you have an ex-ordinary reason like you'r about to be raped n you need to hide in a movie no one will watch

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FROM PARIS WITH LOVE
REVIEWED 215 DAYS AGO

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This movie should be collected on Tuesday morning with the rest of the garbage. WHO GREEN-LIT THIS?!! WHO?!!

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DEAR JOHN
REVIEWED 215 DAYS AGO

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Chicks dig the film, but I need another Nick Sparks movie like I need another colonoscopy.

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THE SPY NEXT DOOR
REVIEWED 215 DAYS AGO

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Watch the movie The Toy and replace Richard Pryor with Jackie Chan: Bam!! The spy next door.

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THE LOVELY BONES
REVIEWED 215 DAYS AGO

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Think about it. Bones. That means someone is dead. There is nothing lovely about it.

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THE TOOTH FAIRY
REVIEWED 215 DAYS AGO

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After you see this movie you'll be checking your neighborhood for registered sex offenders.

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NINE
REVIEWED 216 DAYS AGO

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I stopped at eight and walked out of this movie.

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IT'S COMPLICATED
REVIEWED 216 DAYS AGO

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Of course Movieman is in a bad mood, Angela Clark, he just looked at an avatar of a cat in a santa hat!!

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON
REVIEWED 216 DAYS AGO

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If you're woman attempts to drag you to this movie simply raise arm and apply a swift backhand to the jawbone!!

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NINJA ASSASSIN
REVIEWED 216 DAYS AGO

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I can't wait for this movie to come out on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it!!!

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THE BOOK OF ELI
REVIEWED 216 DAYS AGO

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The book wasn't that good either. Whazzzzzzaaaaaa!!!!

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IT'S COMPLICATED
REVIEWED 216 DAYS AGO

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No, it's not.

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AVATAR
REVIEWED 216 DAYS AGO

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It's about time they modernized The Smurfs!