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THE LAST AIRBENDER
REVIEWED 68 DAYS AGO

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Makes Bio-Dome look like Shawshank.

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THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
REVIEWED 125 DAYS AGO

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You never go ass to mouth.

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FURRY VENGEANCE
REVIEWED 125 DAYS AGO

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Do you think Brendan knows how bad he is. I just wanted to vote against this to get it under 10%. Mission accomplished!

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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
REVIEWED 125 DAYS AGO

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Please stop with the remakes. Nothing will be the original and nobody will replace Englund's goofy ass.

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KICK-ASS
REVIEWED 139 DAYS AGO

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This movie totally rocks.

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THE RUNAWAYS
REVIEWED 153 DAYS AGO

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I'll netflix it. Not hardcore enough? Isn't it rated R...that's pretty disappointing.

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DATE NIGHT
REVIEWED 153 DAYS AGO

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I have faith in this movie. Why wouldn't these two be good on screen together? Here's to hoping for a good flick!

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ALICE IN WONDERLAND
REVIEWED 173 DAYS AGO

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Borrrrrring movie. Crap 3D. Don't make a movie into 3D unless it was filmed in 3D. Waste of my money and time.

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THE BOUNTY HUNTER
REVIEWED 173 DAYS AGO

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Worst trailer of all time. Looks to be on par with Gigli for lame cheesy on screen chemistry or lack there of.

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REPO MEN
REVIEWED 173 DAYS AGO

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The trailer looks kind of lame. The TV spots look good. Law looks like the rock on the poster. I'm out.

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ALICE IN WONDERLAND
REVIEWED 186 DAYS AGO

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Wasn't feeling this one throughout. REALLY wasn't feeling this after Johnny Depp's jig at the end. Borrrrring.

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SHUTTER ISLAND
REVIEWED 199 DAYS AGO

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Great looking film. Kind of wish it would have messed with my mind a little more though. I wasn't really surprised at the end

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THE WOLFMAN
REVIEWED 203 DAYS AGO

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Very cool old school monster flick with its fair amount of cheese and gore. Don't expect much going in and you'll be dig it.

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VALENTINE'S DAY
REVIEWED 209 DAYS AGO

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I just watched an inflation doc that says movie tickets will be $112 in the next 5 years. Sorry VDay, the saving begins now.

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THE WOLFMAN
REVIEWED 209 DAYS AGO

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Dear movie marketing industry, this is the coolest trailer i've seen in a while. Please dont let me down.

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PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF
REVIEWED 209 DAYS AGO

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Thought it looked silly. Cool trailer and the movieman gives it a thumbs up. I'll check it out.

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LOVE HAPPENS
REVIEWED 215 DAYS AGO

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Eckert is way too talented to be paired up with Jennifer Aniston. Hear that Jen, It's your career about to go POOF!

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AMELIA
REVIEWED 215 DAYS AGO

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I don't know a single person that saw this garbage last year. Was Amelia really that uninteresting?

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ZOMBIELAND
REVIEWED 215 DAYS AGO

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Zombieland is good times!!! Epic cameo about halfway through too. Definitely worth checking out.

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FROM PARIS WITH LOVE
REVIEWED 215 DAYS AGO

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To be honest I haven't liked John Travolta since Pulp Fiction. And I'd rather have a Royal with Cheese then watch this crap.

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DEAR JOHN
REVIEWED 215 DAYS AGO

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Tried sucking me in with the cool Snow Patrol song in the trailer. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Seyfried on Big Love is all i need.

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WHEN IN ROME
REVIEWED 219 DAYS AGO

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The trailer looks wack! I think Josh Duhmal is a douche. Kristen Bell is cute, but it's not enough to make me see this turd.

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EDGE OF DARKNESS
REVIEWED 219 DAYS AGO

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There are a few bad ass scenes for sure. Gibson is great. Accent spot on. But the story falls short for me. Im Out!!!

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EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES
REVIEWED 230 DAYS AGO

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HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!! oh god HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!!!! Come on even the graphics look like its made for LIFETIME.

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THE TOOTH FAIRY
REVIEWED 230 DAYS AGO

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The Rock needs to find Jesus. What in the hell is he doing making stupid movies like this!

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500 DAYS OF SUMMER
REVIEWED 237 DAYS AGO

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I love Zoey, but she's hard to love here. Excellent flick though. Excellent soundtrack. Excellent cast!

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PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
REVIEWED 237 DAYS AGO

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Meh. This crap was done 10+ years ago with The Blair Witch Project. The guy is a total boner too.JUST LEAVE THE HOUSE ALREADY

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THE HURT LOCKER
REVIEWED 237 DAYS AGO

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INTENSE INTENSE INTENSE!!! Best war movie about the middle east by far!

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THE LOVELY BONES
REVIEWED 237 DAYS AGO

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This movie is suffocating. Just when you think it's about to ease up it pulls you back under. Heaven is really pretty though.

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OLD DOGS
REVIEWED 244 DAYS AGO

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I wouldn't even waste my time with this turd of a film.

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BROTHERS
REVIEWED 245 DAYS AGO

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Not gonna lie the trailer made me crap my pants a little bit. This movie just seems a little too "real" for me. I'm out!!!

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2012
REVIEWED 246 DAYS AGO

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UP IN THE AIR
REVIEWED 271 DAYS AGO

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Great movie! George Clooney is a beast.

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SAW VI
REVIEWED 300 DAYS AGO

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This franchise is a straight shit show. I'm out.